Jurassic Park: Rebirth

 

I swore I'd never watch another entry into this series but alas, I did. The 7th film in the franchise is the exact same film that has been made 6 times before, Not even A-list casting can save such unoriginal, hackneyed scripting. You already know who is going to die, like a red-shirter on an away mission in Star trek. You already know there are going to be children involved and in peril. You already know there is going to be one scene where impending doom while be staved off by a bigger and badder dinosaur. One scene where the dinosaurs head while be too big to fit through an opening. And of course, one scene where a stalking dinosaur will come precariously close to eating some child while showing a profile of his head. A pure money grab that ironically isn't worth a plug nickel. Hard Pass.

Dear Hollywood,

Please stop making Jurassic Park movies. Michael Crichton would never stop throwing up if he were alive to see this crap.